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Dad came back from the store to join the fun

Fun Fact: this was made by my college art professor to hire skilled artist for the government to draw ISIS leaders.

Wow this is very cool! Its very polished and interesting. I do wish however their was a possibility to map controls.

Anyways great work!

afk-mario responds:

You can swap the controls if you press UP + Z at the title screen (there should be a sound confirming it)

talk about a steamy experience (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ZabuJard responds:

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Calling this a masterpiece would be injustice, So I call it gods work.

This stoyr was very goo d for me becuase i like to watch my grilfirends kiss other boys, thnak you for this, im a very horny now

AMEN

ZabuJard responds:

C U C K ? !?!!?!??!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

An emotional experience that will be not forgotten by time, perfect.

No, a master piece.

Not to much to add that no one else has not said, However I would try to make the movements more than just stamina and HP healing because as is they seem to be a little bit, useless. This is very interesting and I assume takes some inspiration from Swords and Sandals.

I can feel this wanting to be something, with a little more polish on the UI it should be looking good.

1. At first it wasnt very clear what your supposed to do, because of the very bland backgrounds its hard to tell where to go when you start. My personal recommendation is to add an arrow at the top of maybe add like a starting scene so you know your supposed to be moving straight forward on the path.

2. changing the controls is a very interesting idea and it seems to be almost there, The colors changing is a little jaring and distracting when your trying to keep focus on the path your going on mostly because its very straining to stare at one color background the whole time, and I think would help if you added a unique "ding" for each control change so you can more easily rely on your ability to hear. Of course you keep the color change but the addition of the sound will make it much easier to be able to pay attention to the road.

3. Jesus tap dancing christ put a soundtrack or something to drown out the shitty motor that you have. this thing is a fucking danger to drive! no car should sound like this piece of shit.

Overall: this has some potential to be much better, the sound design could use major re-working. I hope to see some improvements in the future.

ProGameStudios responds:

Thank you for the feedback :) We may work on this game in the future and improve it.

I have no clue why I feel inclined To give actual advice to this, but I will.

1. Jesus fucking christ the music was loud.

2. The eyeball? testicle? afterbirth? what ever it may be is actually interestingly programed. It felt more clean then it should have if im being comepletely honest.

3. you can make the "thing" move after you have bowled it by clicking. oversight? probably

4. It isnt very clear on whats going on, I did not notice that there was an actual game going on until i decided to test out the "fucky thingy" a little more, I would suggest adding a Bowling score board at the top of the screen. However if you couldn't be fucked to do so just add a 1/-- in the corner

5. there was a serious lack of big boners, needless to say this is a very large issue and has broken all suspension of disbelief I would have had before noticing this.

overall: fuck you

My dream has always been to part of the developing of video games, I enjoy VA work so thats what I plan on doing

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